thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

mylifeinwidescreen:

a japanese company is about to start selling eye glasses based on type design.

this is a dream come true.

  • person: hey did you know gullible is written on the ceiling
  • me: hey did you know there are funnier things in the world than exploiting and mocking someone's inclination to trust people

(Source: tomhazeldine)

queen-of-fallen-angels:

hallowtardis:

I SWEAR. ORLANDO BLOOM IS JUST HIRED TO LOOK HOT AND MAKE HILARIOUS FACES IN THE BACKGROUND

Was worth the money.

(Source: rouxx)

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

(Source: ary4l)

(Source: marvelmovies)

  • person: get your license
  • me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive